May 2012
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hanoihilton:
i wish giving the middle finger was a polite way to say “hey i don’t want to talk to you right now, thanks!”
like someone would wave
and you would just flip the bird
and they would understand that you want to be left alone and they would move on politely with their day
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the Lizard Who Wasn't a Snake
[[MORE]]Today I did some weed whacking out on an uncle’s property. He told me to bring a shovel so that if I saw a snake, I could cut off its head and bury it. “Bad ass,” I thought to myself, “because then I tell all my friends how I slayed a vicious diamondback to protect a big yellow dog from getting elephantitis.” I didn’t see a snake for the first couple of...
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