do you have sex with your totoro plushie like wilfred had sex with bear?

@Anonymous

we had a good thing going for a while, but totoro let some of my petty felonies GET IN THE WAY OF OUR PASSIONS. i mean, the sex was incredible, i won’t lie. 
i don’t know, it still cuts deep. i’d rather not talk about it. 

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